An unlikely supergroup, The Uglies featured two drag queens (one fat, one evil), a Methodist zombie and Katy Perry. Hey, It worked for ABBA.
Justin Bieber is a high-art performance work inspired by Virginia Woolf’s masterpiece, Orlando, questioning notions of age and gender. He/She will be sorely missed.
Cookie Monster is schizophrenic, just like that guy in A Beautiful Mind. We’d give him a Nobel Peace Prize, but he’d just eat it.
There seem to be a lot of things keeping Rachel Ray from getting married, but mostly it’s Isaboo.
Donald Trump really wants to play the Al Pacino role in the sequel to The Devil’s Advocate.
As if the tsunamis and radiation weren’t bad enough, nobody will sit with Japan at the lunch table, because it’s weird. So weird.
Tyler & Cameron Winklevoss started a band called “Ashton Kutcher.” Nobody knows how long it’s been around for, but they know it’s bad.
Julia Roberts gets married to Hindus, but she thinks the religion is overrated, so she’s mean to her husbands. It’s not pretty.
